kimi-ni-sachi-are:

when you reread a book or rewatch a show/movie and you notice things

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what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

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imploding-with-feels:

jaclcfrost:

elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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verticaliciouss:

preach

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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"Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows."
Peter Schultz (via kohwala)

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yolucas:

step 1: remove ur head from ur anus

step 2: realize the sender of the nudes is not wrong and nothing is their fault

step 3: realize the person who leaked the other person’s nudes is an asshole who just committed an actual crime

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