meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

posted 3 days ago

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

posted 3 days ago

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

posted 3 days ago

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

posted 3 days ago


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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

posted 3 days ago

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

posted 3 days ago

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

posted 5 days ago

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

posted 1 week ago

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

posted 1 week ago